B E F O R E L I T T L E B I G H O R N
Custer had Crazy Horse
tossed in the jug
as he polished off another onion
he ate them like apples
was it stupidity he hid
behind his strong breath?
Who put my man i'th' Stockes?
Good old Kent, quick to strike,
slept it off
NOT Crazy Horse
who served himself
Crazy Horse
What's he that hath so much thy place mistook
To set thee heere?
Crazy Horse took aim
from behind bars
decided to spare him his pretty white horse.